Cool. Does this mean I get to go to Stockholm?

Dear Nicholas,

It is always a pleasure to acknowledge excellent academic performance. I am pleased to inform you that you have earned a place on the Dean's List for the Fall 2008 semester.



You have every reason to be proud of yourself and the high level of motivation and achievement you have demonstrated. Both you and the College community can take pride in your performance.


I wish you continued success in your personal and professional life.
Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

Sara L.
D Garrett,
Vice President of Academic Affairs
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I don't deserve any of this. I actually stopped showing up to half of my classes toward the end of last semester, because I got so fucking bored. I have an awful feeling that the same thing is going to happen again. It never ends, really.